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PostSubject: I'm Not a Good Singer   Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:45 pm

I'm Not a Good Singer

I'm not a good singer
And as a master of fact
Those who diss me
Are lacking in tact!
I never sing so badly
That the glasses all crack,
Or that newly hatched chicks
Want to go back
Into the eggs from which they came.
But nonetheless, I must confess
That the music teacher
Shudders at my name.
I'm not a good singer,
But I'm not so bad
To deserve the earplugs
Worn by Mom and Dad
When I try to hum a song,
Or when to the radio I sing along.
But however I find I must admit
That I did cause my music teacher to quit.
I'm not a good singer,
But I'm not so bad,
That I caused our parakeet
To finally go mad.
But I find I have to say
They closed down the music
Department today...
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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:02 pm

LOLOL I Agree with this line:

I'm not a good singer
And as a master of fact
Those who diss me
Are lacking in tact!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:14 am

This line was totally hilarious:


Or that newly hatched chicks
Want to go back



Truly laughed out loud. Now that would be some bad singing.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:35 am

Did she say "those who diss me?"

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:38 am

Yeah, she is hip as well as sweet.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:39 am

@oneagleswings wrote:
Did she say "those who diss me?"

Yep, that's what she said. LOL It took me by surprise too.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:41 am

Don't be dissin' on Miss Thena now...oh no they di'ent!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:43 am

People are frisky tonight. :o

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:45 am

ROTFL. And who said Christians were boring?

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:59 am

That's crazy you just said that. I wrote a song today with these lines:


Knellin' in awe at yer grace and yer glory
Whoever said christian life would be boring
I really don't get it, cause yer always excitin'
I'm invitin all to see, it's the reason I'm writin'

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:02 am

Bro' you just had what we refer to in the ghetto (old neighborhood) as "a pifany!"

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:05 am

I totally love pifanies.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:06 am

ROTFL. My stomach hurts from tonight.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:09 am

You guys are so funny!! LOLOL

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:14 am

Who's LOLOL? sounds like the theme from the smurfs...LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:16 am

The lesser known Holy Smurf?

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:22 am

It's all good!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:34 am

I will be appearing here all week...LOL



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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:06 pm

This was such a fun night.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:07 pm

Yes, I'm sure when the mood strikes, it will repeat itself someday. Fingers crossed. I love a good belly laugh.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:33 am

Well...guess this is a cue...here goes nothing, who's gonna be the first to lift up there shirt so we can laugh at their belly?

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:50 am

Me!!! Complete with stretch marks and one long nail scratch from my kitty. Oh, and a mole. Woaaaah

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:11 am

Thanks for the visual...I fraughted !!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:15 am

LOL. No more candy bars for you.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:44 am

Sorry I missed out on all the fun. My belly looks like frankenstine. Have so many scars. You could play checkers on it.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:47 am

Oh, I am not a good singer either, but there are people out there worse than me. Anyway, I have a recording of a song I wrote and singing it, if I can figure out how to get it on here I will post it.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:11 am

Watched TV with Huggy (Hubby) and the pups. I should have checked back sooner. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:26 am

I was singing in the shower (a soap opera).

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:10 pm

Cleo, here are some directions for getting files from your computer into your posts at this LINK.
Scroll down the screen until you see directions that say, "
How to Upload a Video/Music File From Your Computer." There are also directions there that explain how to get pictures and YouTube videos in your posts.

P.S. I wish I were a fly on the wall to hear oneagleswings singing opera in the shower.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm Not a Good Singer   Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:17 pm

You think you do whooo-eeee!!
Even the water wanted to flow backwards.

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